Ha ha, I had no idea I’d be trying to follow a tweet from Mark Kermode. But, nonetheless, here is a birthday present for our dear Sebastian. A villains’ tea party, just for you.
Guests, from left to right: Loki, Lazarus, Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows), Moriarty (Sherlock), Herrick.
I’ve left out so many characters who should, perhaps, have been included, but I thought five was a good limit. The Master, for example, should be there. Still, I’m glad I chose the Prof to represent Doctor Who because… well, there are sentimental reasons that Seb will know about.